Friday, March 28, 2008

Quotes

"...yo, they say this love wasn't meant to be
two people from two different worlds, we wasn't meant to be
it musta been fate, you were sent to me
we'll make it through these hard times, eventually..." - fredro starr

"...who said somethin good won't last forever?
i know too much of anything is bad (whatever)
long as we have good and bad times together,
bad times make the good times that much better..." - rakim

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Week From Hell...

With 2 weeks left in my 2nd semester of my radiography program, this week is the week that my entire class is getting fucked...

Tuesday March 25
7:30 AM - Exam - Radiologic Physics (Parallel Circuits)
8:30 AM - Exam - Human Structure & Function (Urinary System)

Wednesday March 26
7:30 AM - Exam - Radiographic Accessories (Grids)
8:00 AM - Exam - Radiographic Accessories (Beam Limitors)
8:30 AM - Exam - Radiographic Procedures (Urinary System)
10:00 AM - Exam - Radiographic Exposure (Intensifying Screens)

Thursday March 27
8:30 AM - Exam - Radiologic Physics (Semester Final)
10:00 AM - Exam - Radiographic Film Processing (Semester Final)

who's down to go out this weekend?

Comic Book Come-Out

exposing homosexuality in comic books...

archie is a fag...


if you had x-ray vision and was near another guy and a cute girl, why would you look at what was under the other guy's clothes first?


batman and robin are the gayest tandem ever



look at what robin's doing!

Source: Superdickery

Superman is a dick...

a few examples why...











Source: Superdickery

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter Pt. 2

stolen from chase...

Easter Greetings

happy easter, you fucks...

Saturday, March 22, 2008

The proudest, newest papa...

congrats to encite & dee on the birth of their first seed, dillan benjamin...

in honor of this momentous occasion, i present to you all the infamous encite "just once" video:

Thursday, March 20, 2008

I Thought you were asking about the nicest PIANIST I've ever seen...

David Sides is a beast...


Peep him on Youtube

Shelley Duncan is a dick...

Talk about sore winners.

Griffin Whitman, a 10-year-old Red Sox fan from Swampscott, was excited to attend his first Yankees vs. Red Sox game Friday night. The young autograph-collector was even more thrilled to score Yankees outfielder Shelley Duncan’s signature before the game. That is, until Griffin read the message from the 27-year-old rookie: “Red Sox suck! Shelley Duncan.”



Source: The Boston Herald

Yoda got moves, kid.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

March Madness is upon us again, so it is with great amusement that I present to you...

The 2008 NCAA Tournament All-Porno Name Team:

Third Team:
G - Desire Gabou, Western Kentucky
G - LeKendric Longmire, Oregon
F - Luis Colon, Kansas State
F - Travis Lay, American
F - Lance Stemler, Indiana

Second Team:
G - Dau Jok, Oklahoma
F - Taj Finger, Stanford
F - Gyno Pomare, San Diego
F - Surry Wood
, UNC
C - Longar Longar, Oklahoma

And The Starting Five:
G - Lee Cummard, BYU
G - Da'Veed Dildy, Stanford
G - Cam Long, George Mason
F - Wayne Chism, Tennessee
F - Alexis Wangmene, Texas

And The Coach:
Ken Bone, Portland State

Source: Yahoo Sports

Anyone know a good, cheap orthopedist?

Being that I'm 25 and a full-time student, I no longer have any insurance coverage. Ironically, I had a conversation the other night with someone about how since I have no insurance anymore, I feel like I'm gambling every time I leave my house.

What sucks is I have this seriously horrible pain in my right ankle to the point where I can't really put any weight on it. Yes, that ankle that I have sprained on numerous occasions, and fractured back in 2006.

To top it all off, I also have a sharp soreness/pain on the ball and dorsal surface of my foot right at where my toes end. Due to this pain, I also can barely put any weight on my left foot.

Fuck.

Monday, March 17, 2008

I was always told "don't judge a book by it's cover"...

and i remember people always telling me that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

i never comprehended the meaning of that until recently when i discovered Cris "Cyborg".

this woman is literally ugly as fuck, but sweet jesus i am in love with her.

This poor kid grew up hating his family and Santa Claus...

Friday, March 14, 2008

Darth Vader is a dick

A Wise Friend Once Told Me...

"...if she can't even keep her life together, what makes you think she can keep a relationship together?..."

and as I was driving home from clinicals today for some reason I thought of that statement...

This... Is... AMERICA!!!