March Madness is upon us again, so it is with great amusement that I present to you...

The 2008 NCAA Tournament All-Porno Name Team:

Third Team:
G - Desire Gabou, Western Kentucky
G - LeKendric Longmire, Oregon
F - Luis Colon, Kansas State
F - Travis Lay, American
F - Lance Stemler, Indiana

Second Team:
G - Dau Jok, Oklahoma
F - Taj Finger, Stanford
F - Gyno Pomare, San Diego
F - Surry Wood
, UNC
C - Longar Longar, Oklahoma

And The Starting Five:
G - Lee Cummard, BYU
G - Da'Veed Dildy, Stanford
G - Cam Long, George Mason
F - Wayne Chism, Tennessee
F - Alexis Wangmene, Texas

And The Coach:
Ken Bone, Portland State

Source: Yahoo Sports